Sunday, March 16, 2008

The Burning Questions

  • Can you cry under water?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  • If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
  • Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  • Why are we "head over heels" when we're happy, isn't that the way we normally are?
  • Why can Goofy stand & Pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs?
  • Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
  • Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?
  • If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Do penguins have knees?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it is coming on?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • When bald people work as chefs, do they wear hair nets?
  • Why say "slept like a baby" if babies wake up every 2 hours?
  • If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
  • Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
  • Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?

So I saw this all on a shirt today and had to get it for my brother. Hope it brought a smile to your face.


StampOwl said...

ok now you have to go get the tshirt with the answers on it!

Kim Muhl said...

Too funny....and yes, you do need the shirt with the answers. ;)

Anonymous said...


Katherine said...


frantic mom said...

Where did you get this t-shirt? It was my son's favorite and I ruined it in the washing machine. I am searching frantically for another. Please help! (

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?

Anonymous said...

that was so hilarious!!!! especially when it says 'slept like a baby'!!!