Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


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This was an ad placed in our local booster, this week, for our little town that was just too funny not to share. Hope you have a good laugh.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

The Burning Questions

  • Can you cry under water?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  • If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
  • Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  • Why are we "head over heels" when we're happy, isn't that the way we normally are?
  • Why can Goofy stand & Pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs?
  • Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
  • Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?
  • If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Do penguins have knees?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it is coming on?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • When bald people work as chefs, do they wear hair nets?
  • Why say "slept like a baby" if babies wake up every 2 hours?
  • If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
  • Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
  • Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?

So I saw this all on a shirt today and had to get it for my brother. Hope it brought a smile to your face.